Armadillo Shoes Strike Again

posted by: HerberWellss in Alexander McQueen Shoes, General, Walking Disasters on January 31st, 2010

The Data Award is a new awards show that recognizes the world’s best dance dj’s and producers.  The first one was held in Los Angeles last week.  Kelis attended the Data Awards wearing a pair of nude armadillo shoes. They were the best part of the outfit.  I would love to get my hands on a pair of those shoes just to see how they are made.

The hair with it’s spikey crown thing and long tail extension, her makeup and face jewelry, the pink pvc catsuit, complete with sweaty cameltoe, the tuxedo jacket, her date’s space disco costume - I don’t get it. 

The outfit is like Bjork’s swan dress.  Heinous, but it got her photo onto virtually every web site around.  (Including this one.) 

 

I don’t think this is what Alexander McQueen had in mind for these shoes.

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4 Responses to “Armadillo Shoes Strike Again”

  1. February 01, 2010 at 9:56 am, galligator said:

    If this isn't the most worn un-wearable shoe ever :)

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  2. February 01, 2010 at 7:36 am, r5bales said:

    She sings THAT song? EEEEWWWW.

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  3. February 01, 2010 at 3:58 am, Crystal Bee said:

    to her credit, she's with a date, so her milkshake must have indeed brought one boy to her yard.

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  4. January 31, 2010 at 1:55 am, mm said:

    UGLY everything is UGLY even those shoes

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