MORE Bergdorf windows! I’m obsessed I suppose, but when I went to the Apple Store on Fifth Avenue to pick up my computer, I walked on the other side of the street and saw more lovely Bergdorf windows. What distressed me a bit there and at Club Monaco was that some of the mannequins didn’t have shoes on. People who are the window dressers! How can you avoid the opportunity to shod your mannequins’ feet???

Lovely boho chic summer-in-the-Hamptons mannequins, but where are the shoes??? Not even sandals? You can’t have me believing Upper East Side ladies go around the beach without gorgeous sandals on!

Poor shoeless mannequins. All those lovely sandals in the department store collection and you don’t get to wear any!

Luckily, some of the other windows sported these lovelies tickling the ivories’ pedals:

How delightful and punny is this bowling-over of Chanel shoes? Think I should try wearing a pair of the classic white ones with black toe caps to the new Blue Ribbon-food-sponsored bowling alley in Williamsburg? Wonder how they’d go over as strike-and-spare-in-style shoes.

Ooh, gorgeous tornado heel. Shall we start making all our shoes weather-themed? I’ll design one called, Why Does New York Feel Like Seattle This Summer? It’ll be a Wellie-style bootie with stormclouds, umbrellas, sad faces and permanent crystal raindrops.