I think I just had a mini-orgasm:

Oh, to be clad in these majestic boots, with a jeweled bracket gently embracing the heel, lifting you up to the world of the well, no, make it exceptionally well-heeled. You’d be untouchable. Frankly, I’m not sure what more you could possibly want from life.

The Chanel boots from the Paris Monte Carlo collection are $3,600 at Bergdorf Goodman (regrettably, no available online.)