Like the Fug Girls, I wasn’t particularly enamored with what Charlize wore to the MTV Movie Awards:  It made her legs look spidery rather than supple and her midsection heavy rather than slim–overall, not a very flattering outfit. Except for…you guessed it: The Shoes. This shoe, to be precise:   These Roger Vivier dainty gladiators, buckled with rhinestones and sporting a black satin spine down the middle will run you £1,750, or $3,500. (Aaaannd I believe my blood just curdled.) They are gorgeous, though, despite their complete and utter impracticality, which makes them suitable for, oh, I don’t know, walking a maximum 300 feet from the limo to the theater to the stage (ditch them after you present the award and they’re done taking pics, that’s my advice). The shoes are a suitable match for Charlize’s glamorous face; the rest, not so much.  (Photo courtesy of Go Fug Yourself.)