It must be close to Halloween. Otherwise, how am I supposed to take these sandals seriously? I came across these today and immediately realized that these are the Perfect Fringed Sandal- for the girl who is partying as a Wookie (or, if she’s short like me, an Ewok*) or heck, Bigfoot.

*Please pardon me, my geek is showing. 

Here is the shoe (Zucca Brown Fringed Sandals $284 at Creatures of Comfort):

Here is Chewbacca:

And here is Wicket:

Can you look at the sandal and come up with an outfit that doesn’t scream out ‘Hobbit Feet’. These are like nightmare, shorty Uggs for Summertime; apparently these are for those occasions when a knee-high, furry,  Yeti-esque boot is just too hot to be practical.