Ladies and gentlemen, do not adjust your horizontal or your vertical. We interrupt our regular blogging to bring you this mind-boggling, utterly spectacular pair of Louboutins:

Christian Louboutin metallic blue lace-up stilettos are somewhere in the vicinity of $600 at Browns. Apart from vertiginous drops in your bank account levels, they may induce fawning, giddiness, and sheer fabulousness. Use cautiously.