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Apart from combining oh-so-many trends in one (platform-wedge–peep-toe–snake-skin–metallic-silver), these shiny Robert Clergerie shoes will make you feel like a goddess, far above those puny little mortals. You will pass on the ambrosia and drink Veuve Cliquot (because you’re simply bored, dahling, with all that nectar) and mess the earthling’s love lives something fierce. Then you will take pity in your magnanimous heart and pull a goddess ex machina and solve all their romantic entanglements with some magic elixir your winged minion will deliver in a heartbeat. It’s good to be a goddess, isn’t it? $550 at Barneys.