Steve Martin on the absurdity of women’s shoe choices:

Anna interrupted, ‘Oh yes, let me see the cruel shoes!’

Carlo looked incredulous. ‘No Anna, you don’t understand, you see the cruel shoes are…’

‘Get them!’

Carlo disappeared into the back room for a moment, then returned with an ordinary shoe box. He opened the lid and removed a hideous pair of black and white pumps…

Via Information Nation.