Your monitor is not playing tricks on your eyes.  These Giuseppe Zanotti zipper boots have not one, not two, but four zippers.   Functionality-wise, I’m a big fan of zippers and shoelaces.  They help me ease my way into shoes and since my feet have a tendency to expand and shrink depending on the weather, shoelaces especially are wonderfully adjustable.

Sadly, these zippers appear to have no functional value. The description of the boots reads “simply pull on” but maybe that’s a good thing.  Which zipper would I actually use with so many choices?  Still, these boots are quite rockin’ and I’m already channeling my inner biker babe x 4.

Giuseppe Zanotti’s Zipper Ankle Boots are $975 at NetAPorter