Guess the Shoe Offender
posted by: nicksmom03 in General, Louis Vuitton Shoes, Walking Disasters on April 17th, 2009
Do you ever talk to your shoes? I, for one, certainly talk to myself about my shoes on a regular basis. Maybe that sounds a little bit crazy, but I think they’re like plants. With a little love and care, maybe they will grow big and strong…or at least decide not to hurt me. Well, what if your shoes could add to the conversation?
A well-known (though not for anything particularly worthwhile) starlet recently wore these Louis Vuitton Spring 2009 sandals in public.
If any shoes were going to share some opinions on how they feel they go with the outfit you’re wearing, it would be these. Unfortunately, first they would have to stare you down with their beady little eyes. Then it would be voodoo curse time! In 2006, there was a terrible B movie called Tiki about a girl who moves to the city from the Hawaiian islands and all the popular girls pick on her. She exacts revenge by placing her spirit in an evil Voodoo doll that comes to like and tracks them down. So perhaps, the starlet here is on the hunt for the people who are thinking of not approving her first TV show in ages?
Who would wear these in public? Who is brave enough to brave voodoo curses and living tiki dolls? Who do you think it is ladies?
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April 20, 2009 at 10:50 am, twinkletoes said:
It’s the outfit she was wearing them with that makes them extra special, I think. If you click the link you can see the harem pante-ed Farmer in the Dell look she had going on.
April 19, 2009 at 5:38 pm, Shoe_Addict said:
Outrageous shoes, made worse by dumpy legs….at least her toes were pedicured….
April 19, 2009 at 4:13 pm, Lily Mathilda said:
Mischa Barton.
But only because I've seen photos of her wearing those atrocious things.
April 19, 2009 at 10:38 am, pythongal said:
Mischa Barton.
April 19, 2009 at 6:16 am, surely-shirley said:
They are nice! I would have started talking to my shoes, if I had such a pair!
April 18, 2009 at 12:59 pm, DSF said:
I don't know who is wearing them but they sure area funky pair of shoes. Who ever is wearing them looks like all they are missing is a hula dress and a plain ticket to Hawaii.
April 18, 2009 at 11:08 am, Alisa said:
Love this shoe blog, don't love the shoes from the show offender post, can wait to see who was wearing them
April 18, 2009 at 7:38 am, dustbury.com » Do not look directly at the shoes said:
[...] stare from these cold, shiny, beady little, um, well, I suppose they’re beads: it’s voodoo curse time, or something. I have no idea what Mischa Barton was thinking here; perhaps this is a case, if not [...]
April 18, 2009 at 5:19 am, r5bales2 said:
What in the world was Vuitton thinking? I am guessing there will be about 3 pair sold before the balance are on the clearance rack.