Do you ever talk to your shoes? I, for one, certainly talk to myself about my shoes on a regular basis. Maybe that sounds a little bit crazy, but I think they’re like plants. With a little love and care, maybe they will grow big and strong…or at least decide not to hurt me. Well, what if your shoes could add to the conversation?
A well-known (though not for anything particularly worthwhile) starlet recently wore these Louis Vuitton Spring 2009 sandals in public.
If any shoes were going to share some opinions on how they feel they go with the outfit you’re wearing, it would be these. Unfortunately, first they would have to stare you down with their beady little eyes. Then it would be voodoo curse time! In 2006, there was a terrible B movie called Tiki about a girl who moves to the city from the Hawaiian islands and all the popular girls pick on her. She exacts revenge by placing her spirit in an evil Voodoo doll that comes to like and tracks them down. So perhaps, the starlet here is on the hunt for the people who are thinking of not approving her first TV show in ages?
Who would wear these in public? Who is brave enough to brave voodoo curses and living tiki dolls? Who do you think it is ladies?