On the…um…high heels of Shomore’s post (sorry, couldn’t resist), here’s a shot of what the contestants looked like in yesterday’s High Heel-a-thon, led by Kelly Ripa (who, despite bragging about her high-heel prowess, did NOT win the race):

In her defense, it looks like her heels were at least twice as high as everybody else’s:

No matter! This is still an event that should be featured on the Fear Factor, as far as I’m concerned. Shouldn’t there be less painful ways to donate to charities? Like, say…um…donating money from the comfort of your own home and out of the goodness of your heart? Just saying. (By all means, do donate to March of Dimes, which this event benefited. You can do so in your slippers–try it, it feels SO good!)