Note for those who want to enjoy their 4th of July barbecuing in style:

1) Oversize scarf, check;

2) Oversize shades, check;

3) Oversize earrings, check;

4) Oversize baby-doll top, check;

5) Short shorts, check;

6) Fishnet stockings, check;

7) Williams-Sonoma Grilling Basics book, check;

8 ) Oversize GrillMaster Seasoning, check;

9) Blackberry, check;

10) Coffee, check.

Wait, there’s something missing, but I’m not sure what…Oh, right! The boots!

Maison Martin Margiela cork boots, $535 (down from $890) at Barney’s. Now, off you go grilling. Go on then!

(Hillary Duff photo courtesy of Celebutopia.net.)