Oh no!  No!  Not Jennifer Connelly!  She’s been eaten by the Balenciaga Paris runway show.  Eaten and spit back out, and she clearly needed some stitches to hold her back together.

Jennifer Connelly in Balenciaga

In case you don’t remember the terrifying hideosity of the Balenciaga runway shoes from a few weeks ago, I’ll remind you, but with a warning to BEWARE OF EYE TRAUMA!!

Balenciaga boot

Just because Jennifer didn’t wear Natalia Vodianova’s entire head-to-poor-imprisoned-toe runway outfit

Natalia Vodianova at Balenciaga

doesn’t mean she’s made any improvements.  The shoes are no better than the boots, Jennifer.  Please return to your regularly scheduled look of “beautiful and interesting” ASAP.

(Thanks go out to the Fug Girls for catching this eyesore and bringing it to public attention).