Sometimes good deals come in all the wrong sizes. To wit: this Maloles metallic leather flat, or as I like to call it, splendor in pewter:

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They are only $94, down from $375, at Neiman Marcus (that’s 75% off, for those of you who are, like me, mathematically challenged). Sadly though, they are only available in a size 35 (5 US). Despite that, I desire them intensely. Come to me precious… in a size 10, if possible.