…are now available for pre-order at Saks. Remember those, right?

They were the talk of last fall’s fashion week. Try not to get confused on how to wear these–though, admittedly, it’s not easy:

You’ve got the height (4″), you’ve got the heel (somewhere, exact location is not important), you’ve got your trendy patent and peep-toe, you’re good to go. Or not–I cannot vouch for your balance in these, and come to think of it, I am really not sure of the occasion where these shoes would fit. Any suggestions?

In case you can’t live without them, pre-order them at Saks for $545.