Sometimes, I stumble upon footwear that is so oxymoronic in nature that all I can do is … stare. And scratch my head in hopes it will directly massage my brain in order to warm it up for this type of stylistic gymnastics:
Sheer mesh booties. Yes, for grown-ups. They do exist.
I have to say, they’re on a par with these rabbit fur sandals (by Zanotti, no less):
See, that’s reason no. 1,423, 204th to love shoes, right there: they expand immeasurably your “Who would have thunk” mental catalog.