This could probably make this exhibit 1 in a "How not to wear stripes" fashion advice column:

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The E!Online folks are right to recoil in horror at the sight of Paris Hilton in striped Louboutin wedges (sold out at Net-a-Porter). They do indeed make her size 11 feet look like a size 20–and who needs THAT? These shoes are evidently a showstopper–but they would work so much better on someone with a petite frame, and possibly, if worn with white instead of black to minimize the drama. Let that be a lesson for all of us!

UPDATE: The girl obviously loves her stripes–she apparently wore these TWO days in a row, this time accessorized with a Missoni (or at least, Missoni-esque) mini-dress. Oh, they’re striking, all right!
Hilton, Louboutin Striped Wedges