We’ve gone on at you about Roger Vivier before.

And we’ve shared (including very recently) plenty of fantasy lust-object pairs of shoes.

Well, here’s one that fits both bills.

roger vivier gold crazy shoe

Oo la la!!

It’s a one-of-a-kind sandal in crocodile and feathers with gold leaf and Swarovski crystals, and ain’t it a beaut?

Plus, this would be killer for your debut at the Folies Bergère or the Moulin Rouge.