You’ve been good all year. You never once complained when he went out with the boys for a beer, or (the numerous times) when you found the toilet seat up. You’ve tied up that tie-knot when he was hopelessly lost and did all your Christmas shopping in time. Hey, if you’re in a good mood, you may even cook dinner tonight.

You’ve been nice with a cherry on top, and he’s been one lucky man.

All you ask for is, the right to be Naughty, for once.

Not even too naughty, because, you see, these shoes are actually 30% off (oh, you’re frugal even in your indulgence!)

If you’re finding these under your Christmas tree, then you can promise you’ll be nice all year.

Christian Louboutin “Caracolo” patent platforms with black zipper detail are currently $637 (down from $910) at Bergdorf Goodman.