Few people are so reviled by air passengers everywhere as Richard Reid, the so-called shoe-bomber. Because of that (thankfully inept) git, we now have to take off our shoes when in line at the airport and find other ways to stash those explosives when we get on board. I personally like to put mine in my lipstick–you?

In the meantime, eager to help, shoe companies have come up with the so-called airport-safe shoes, which lack the metal shank that usually supports the arch of the sole. Zappos has entire sections devoted to these shoes, but I am sorry to say the selection is dismal at worst, extremely modest at best: an endless parade of lackluster loafers, sneakers, and boring sandals (perhaps with the exception of one or two Camper models). 

At any rate, they would be no good anyway because the security people at the airport would make you take them off anyway, just in case. Try to explain them that they’re airport-safe while the crowd piles up behind you. It wouldn’t go very well, trust me.

Well….unless…you wear something like this, perhaps? 

SDesign

SDesign

They’re Working Ludens from S Design Unit and they’re built of elastomer. The minimalist, archless, bare design would probably not pose a security threat at the airport. One presumes, anyway. Well, unless the security people decided you’re too much of a kook to actually board a plane (also possible!)