Ugboutins

posted by: freePOrnaoa in Christian Louboutin Shoes on May 31st, 2011

Oy gevalt.

I am so petrified by this piece of horror that I don’t know what to do. But maybe you, reader, can make this look good?

I actually would not be surprised if a celebrity wears these very soon and makes them look fantastic.

From the two different kinds of animal print to the shiny interior to the printed patent leather vamp, I just don’t know what to say about this slingback.

What frightens me even more than the snakeskin and leopard print is the fact that they warn you that the pattern may vary.

So who knows what might come to your doorstep exactly?

For that reason, I’d get this heel in-store if you’re dead set on it. That way you’ll know exactly what the pattern will look like on yours.

With anything this heavy and platformy, there is always a concern that the slingback with stretch out, and this is an elastic slingback, so I’d be even more worried.

This is a 6-inch heel with a 1.25 inch platform.

Louboutin Mixed Media Platform Slingbacks, $1095, SaksFifthAvenue.com

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4 Responses to “Ugboutins”

  1. June 05, 2011 at 11:51 am, JV. said:

    I actually love these! So unique and different but I have no clue what I'd wear it with. These are most like decor shoes than wearable but I still love them!

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  2. June 02, 2011 at 10:46 am, r5bales said:

    I used to be all about Christian Louboutin. Sometimes I think he is just trying too hard. I realize meeting the needs of a large consumer base requires creativity, but this is not a hit.

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  3. June 01, 2011 at 2:17 pm, MvGalloway said:

    They are ugly on paper but, it’s a pretty nice shoe not my fav but, nice

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  4. June 01, 2011 at 12:01 pm, galligator said:

    I encountered these about a week ago. I reserve judgment, but don't think I'd be successful wearing them.,

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