Demure. Coquettish. Words that have never been in my shoe vocabulary. In New York, maximum city that it is, more is more. But of course, there is a limit. I am getting a little tired (gasp!) of all the metallics and all the summer flashiness of neon. I love new shoes that invoke a classic, vintage image, and I think we could all use classic for years in this economy.

I saw a woman yesterday on Grand Central’s 4/5/6 platform wearing a pair of sky high hot pink patent stilettos with gold tipped heels that were straight out of the Playboy Mansion and screamed “LOOK AT ME!” She was also wearing a hot pink top to match.

Picture this…

Except with a gold heel and in combination with a blouse similar to this dress. I <3 you to pieces, Decades, but I wouldn’t wear your dress with hot pink heels, and I don’t think you would either.

Ladies, is this really what we’ve come to to attract attention in a crazy city, neon AND stilettos AND shoulderpads? I like the strong shoulders, but I am not going to do those three things at the same time, for god’s sake.

Shomore quoted Andre Leon Talley being ready for women’s sky high shoes to come down a few notches, and even Patricia Field has been quoted in WWD as being ready for a return to what’s “refined” and to “simplicity.”

Who’s more classic an icon in New York than Audrey Hepburn? I would wear almost every single one of her outfits from her films and most of the ones she wore in her real life too. So I went searching uptown for the kind of shoes (a young, modern discount diva version of) Audrey would wear, and snapped a few window photos in the 50s and 60s that would give me inspiration for cheaper shoes to look for online.

French Sole and London Sole are great places to get a little bit of your Audrey style on in a young-ish, daytime, flat heel style.

Apparently, for some, looking like Audrey from the head down to the toes isn’t enough. This shoe has Audrey hand-painted onto it.

Here’s one of my favorite designers, Signore Ferragamo himself, with a lovely pixie Audrey.