Have you seen the images from the most recent Victor & Rolf show? Images that look like this?
I say, I'd sooner wear a 50-lb rig complete with floodlights on my shoulders than those clunky Dutch clogs, which are awkward, uncomfortable, and unimaginative (nope, the irony, if there's any, is lost on me).
I kid. I would wear neither. What's wrong with these designers????