[madaloon]

Scene: A woman arrives at home with a brand new pair of shoes. She pulls them out of the box, displaying a quite evident red sole. "Christian Louboutin?!" the audience cries in amazement. To the audience's horror, she takes the new shoes out to the garage and proceeds to grind down the heel of the right shoe. Any thinking, feeling viewer should be too distraught by this travesty to notice the next part of the commercial. (Something about her having fun driving her super fast car while wearing fancy shoes.)

Recent news reports indicate that scores of women are wandering the streets asking, "Why?"