I'm sorry, but the new Miu Miu collection, at least as it's represented at Barneys, finds me discretely yawning:

This is the most exciting
shoe of the bunch, and while nothing is really wrong with it per se, there is nothing that makes me lust for it, either. Granted, perhaps that's not what really the desired effect here, but at $450 a pop, c'mon! I need more oomph, zing, and pizzazz.