Vibram: Ask For A Five Finger Discount

[Shomore]

I am the youngest of a large family.Â* When I was a toddler, my older siblings would put my dad's leather gloves on my feet andÂ*pretend I was aÂ*trained monkey.Â* We were easily entertained.

When I saw this photo it took me back to my childhood.

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These shoes are by <a title="vibram" href="http://www.vibramfivefingers.com/index.cfm" target="_blank">Vibram</a> at about $75.00.Â* Time Magazine named them one of the best inventions of 2007.Â*Â* Where have I been?

They offer a <a href="http://www.anrdoezrs.net/click-2321118-10621891?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.luisaviaroma.com%2Fp roductid%2Fitemcode%2F47I-G5W002&amp;cjsku=47I-G5W002" target="_blank">classic pump</a>

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A smart maryjane

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and a stylish bootie.

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I saw these in a store that specialized in outdoor gear.Â* I asked for the five finger discount and the sales guy didn't even change expression.Â* No humour.

I don't even know where to begin with these.Â* I will let you all have your fun with them.