Ebony High Heel Platform Sandals

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Definitely not my cup of tea, but apparently all the rage now--so much so that Saks put a disclaimer on their website: "DUE TO HIGH DEMAND, A CUSTOMER MAY ORDER NO MORE THAN THREE UNITS OF THESE ITEMS EVERY THIRTY DAYS."
Who does this? Order more than three of these per month? I mean, other than eBay power sellers? They ain't cheap either, breaking the bank at a whopping $895.