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Maggie: Mail's here, telephone bill ugg , letter from your mother, "Simone's of Siyasi Sexy Sleepwear"
Jason: Mmmm. Wonder how we got this.
Maggie: Mmm. I don't know. Could it be because it's addressed to a Doctor Jason Seaver?
Jason: Is it now. You know I've been getting this darn junk mail ever since I sent away for "Slim Whitman's Greatest Hits".
Maggie: Mmm. The winter catalogue. Jason, a woman could freeze in an outfit like this.
Jason: They'd keep me warm.
Maggie: Oh, I can't believe this...seamless, strapless...see through ...blueberry, raspberry,
Jason: Well who says you can't eat well and have a little fun too?
Ben: Not me!
Carol: What you reading Mom ugg boots ?
Maggie: Ooh, just this diet magazine we got in the mail, it's ...garbage.
Mike: Mom, Dad, hold on to your hats. We have got a Speckled Chickadee out by the garage.
Mike: So!!! Good God woman. Don't you realize that the Speckled Chickadee is almost exclusively indigenous to the lower Adarondac valley? We have got a freak of nature out there.
Ben: We've got a freak of nature in here too.
Maggie: Gee Mike, I didn't realize you were such a woodsy kind of guy.
Mike: Mom, me?
Maggie: Mmmm ugg boots ireland .
Mike: Heck, yeah. I mean sometimes I feel more at home being outdoors, than I do in my own bedroom.
Jason: That's because outdoors is cleaner.
Mike: Na, I'm serious Dad, I mean, nature's always been a great release for me, from the pressures of suburban life.
Jason: And that's why, what you want is....
Mike: ...to go camping with Jimmy and Boner, and Boner's older brother Mich. I mean he's the most mature guy in the whole high school.
Carol: He ought to be, he's twenty one.
Maggie: So Mike, what do you and your friends plan to do all weekend?
Mike: Breathe free Mom.
Jason: And once you get the hang of that, then what happens?
Mike: Then, ah the usual, a little fishing, hiking, dirt biking, bird watching, stuff like that.
Maggie: Wait a minute, wait a minute. What was that right before bird watching ugg ireland ?
Mike: Dirt biking, I said dirt biking, ok.
Maggie: Jason, may I have a word with you, in the lirrnrm.
Ben: She said, "may I have a word with you in the lirrnrm". What's wrong with you people?
Jason: Well here we are in the lirrnrm, to discuss Mike's ddrrttbikn.
Maggie: Come on Jason, I think it's important that we present a unified front to the kids.
Mike: I wish I knew what they were saying.
Carol: I know what they're saying, "we've got to present a unified front to the kids".
Ben: And Dad is saying, "come on Maggie, I know Mike's screwed up before, but we can't raise the kid in a bubble".
Carol: And Mom is saying, "I don't see why not, it's not like it's ever been done before".
Ben: And Dad is saying, "Maggie ugg bailey button , you're over reacting".
Maggie: I am not over reacting!! I just don't want to see him get himself killed up there.
Jason: Oh honey! He could get killed right here, he could fall down the stairs, he could drown in the tub , he could choke on my "pastrami surprise".
Maggie: Well that does it. Tomorrow we're gonna get that kid a bubble.
Mike: Come on, who's kidding who, I mean they're not gonna let me go camping 'cause it's fun.
Mike: I know, I know; you guys don't have any fun, so you don't want me to have any fun.
Carol: Mike, they didn't wanna have you.
Jason: Mike, we decided to let you go camping.
Mike: Oh, I can. Alright!!!
Maggie: But you can't go dirt biking.
Mike: I can't go dirt biking. Dad what does she mean I can't go dirt biking?
Ben: Well Mike, my interpretation would be, you can't go dirt biking ugg boots sale .
Mike: I knew you guys didn't want me to have any fun.
Maggie: Mike, it's not a question of fun, it's a question of.....death.
Mike: But Mom I could get killed right here at home.
Jason: Well frankly, your mother and I discussed that and we preferred it that way.
Mike: Alright, but I don't believe you guys.
Jason: Hey Mike there's something you ought to consider here...
Ben and Carol: We don't have to let you go at all.
Ben: And all of a sudden the dream changes, I'm in the bathroom brushing my teeth, and then they're not my teeth anymore....and it's not my face. It gets all ugly and weird...it's either the elephant man, or Mike!!!
Ben: Ah, this part gets a little fuzzy.
Carol： Ben, I paid you at the beginning of this dream ugg classic cardy .
Ben: But this one's extra long
Carol: Look I'm a poor student working on a paper. Ok, but from now on it's fifty cents per dream, up front, no matter what the length.
Ben: Ah it's clear now, I turned into Mike, I'm beating myself up, my life is wasted but I'm too stupid to know it!!!
Ben: And then I wake up.
Carol: So did you have any other dreams last night?
Ben: No that was the only one.
Carol: But Ben, I need more material to analyze.
Ben: Carol, it's the middle of the day, I can't just fall asleep, I need something to relax me, to get me in the mood.
(Carol gives Ben $1)Suddenly I'm getting drowsy .
Maggie: Oh Jason, I want you to see something ugg classic short .
Jason: The "Simones Catalogue".
Jason: I thought you threw that away.
Maggie: Oh, I did, but somehow it found it's way back home.
Jason: Well maybe some good Samaritan passing by, saw it falling out of the garbage, noticed the address and returned it.
Maggie: And taped it back together?
Jason: A very good samaritan.
Maggie: And slipped it into my lingerie draw.
Jason: Possibly a great samaritan.
Maggie: Jason, something tells me you'd like to see me in one of those outfits
Maggie: Not even a little bit?
Jason: I'm not that kind of guy.
Maggie: Oh of course not Jason, but if you had to be that type of guy. Let's just say, let's just say there was a gun at your head, which one would you pick ugg classic tall ?
Jason: Naa Maggie, I didn't even....page seventeen, item twenty six, ninety three, with the whistle.
Maggie: Oh with the whistle.